When the undead are unleashed on the world, a high school becomes the perfect place for chaotic potential. To protect the school, teachers of the high school would be needed. Our team is not looking for the most popular teachers; we are selecting for intelligence, calculated actions, extreme bravery, resourcefulness, and the ability to turn a cafeteria tray into a weapon.
With our first pick, we will draft Connor Ulmer (Mr Ulmer), a Dean of Students and former geography teacher. When it comes to this zombie apocalypse, Ulmer brings a very fierce, strong, and prideful attitude to anything he does and is seen as a very respectable and hard-working man. He’s proven that he will do anything to save this, as he went to Kuwait and put his life on the line so we kids can strive in our day-to-day lives in the school. His bravery in any circumstance that happens will most likely save all of us and be the reason why we survive the apocalypse.
Our 2nd draft pick will be Jonathan Kowalczyk, a teacher of Personal Finance and Computer Science. When it comes to a zombie apocalypse, Kowalczyk brings no fear and is very responsive in dire situations. He’s proven to be effective in these scenarios, putting his life in danger to stand up for people, even going as far as tackling a student when needed. His readiness for any potential circumstance is unmatched, turning regular items into weapons, with a bag of golf clubs ready to be used in any situation necessary.Â
And finally, we would choose Mr Eskew, a chemistry teacher who has an extensive knowledge in chemistry, and could probably be an incredibly valuable tool, who could be used to make chemical weapons, bombs, and super acids, which could turn the zombies into piles of steaming organic waste. He could synthesize ammo for weapons, and he could modify existing weapons to inflict burn damage. As he is a chemist, he’s already shown that he’s willing to risk his life for minimal rewards, so he’s a perfect fit.
People may question our decision on the teachers, though, in this scenario, we’re looking for energetic educators, ready to actively engage with students. Ideal candidates are motivated to move around the class, interacting with students, and prioritizing student needs over their own.
When it comes down to the bare bones, Ulmer, Kowalczyk, and Eskew would be the best teachers to survive in a zombie apocalypse.
If you could choose any other teachers, who would they be? Leet us know in the comments below!
